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This pattern is 6 pages of instructions and color photos in English (US terminology). This pattern is for making a colander hat to wear for your driver's license photo or any other time, while you speak like a pirate and eat plates of spaghetti. And you may be touched by as many noodly appendages as you'd like to make. As soon as your payment is verified, you will be able to download the pattern in PDF form. Please, if for any reason, something is confusing to you, don't hesitate to ask me for clarification.

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SKILL LEVEL: Intermediate
SIZE: This is written in one size fits most adults

MATERIALS :

Lion Brand Vanna’s Glamour: Gold (A little under 5 ounces is actually needed, but it will be easiest if you have four skeins, since you will be crocheting two strands together. This yarn has been hard for me to find. So you may also use a double strand of any Fine [2] yarn or a single strand of any Medium [4] yarn.)

Red Heart Super Saver: Buff (A tiny amount for the noodle decoration. Any noodle color yarn in Medium [4] would be great)

3.5mm hook
5mm hook

According to copyright laws, do not claim this pattern as your own. Do not sell this pattern. Do not post this pattern to any website or distribute in any way. No file sharing of this pattern. Please do not claim it as your own design.

Also, please feel free to post pictures of your finished items on any website, but I would love it if you please credit me and post a link to my shop: LeenGreenBean.Etsy.com. Also, let me know! I’d love to see your colanders!

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ABOUT ME: My two little kiddos are my life. I’m addicted to the practice of yoga. I’m a classically trained soprano. I’ve had one cavity my whole live. I don’t believe things without evidence. I use more salt than recommended, and I believe that’s a good thing. I made my own pogs as a child. I enjoy learning traditional Swedish tunes on fiddle. I recognize my own white privilege and try to use it to help proclaim BLACK LIVES MATTER. I’ve crocheted since 1993. I’ve never purchased mp3s online. I buy CDS. I want to try crocheting with cassette tape. I have three yarn cabinets, 2 yarn boxes, and bags and piles of yarn scattered throughout the house at any given moment. I crochet more than a full time job’s worth. I can save anybody with my blood, and I donate as often as I can. I’m pretty much a carnivore, and I realized that digestion is better without fiber! I even have a food Instagram: @Aileen_Cuisine. Conversation with my son when he was 3 years old:
Prior: “Who are these?”
Me: “Those are your nipples.”
Prior: “My nipples wants to take a bath.”